Saturday, November 28, 2009

Once Upon a Time Reading Challenge 2010

Don't ask me exactly how I'm going to do it, but I'm going to attempt to intermittently post all my challenges I'll be participating in for 2010, between now and the end of the year! Ugh. It feels like hard work.
Anyhoo, first up is the one I'm most excited about - Once Upon a Time Reading Challenge 2010!



This challenge is being hosted by Crazy Book Slut (haha, gotta love that name)!

"This challenge is quite simple..... read the fairy tales you grew up reading but from another view than Disney's version. There are so many great fairy tale books out there, that might take the same story we know but with an added twist.

These books can be Young Adult, Romance, Erotic, e-books, audio books.... your only limited by your own imagination.

I am going to make this an easy challenge to finish, and say the goal is to read at least 5 books, again if you want to go big or go home... read more!

The time frame for this challenge will be January 1, 2010- December 31, 2010. Plenty of time. Please do not start this challenge before the time, and don't use books you have already read. "

Obviously, I'm going to be including Shannon Hale books...but what else? A bit of Robin McKinley?? A new fairytale author I haven't had a chance to try yet? Oh how I wish I could read Tender Morsels over again....

I'm going to attempt 10 books - cos I just love 'em so much!

1. Heart's Blood, by Juliet Marillier
2. Enna Burning, by Shannon Hale
3. The Bloody Chamber, by Angela Carter
4. Snow White, Blood Red, by Terri Windling
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Click on the picture above if you want to join in the fun and sign up along with me and other likeminded fairytale lovers!

Friday, November 27, 2009

Book Review: Once a Witch, by Carolyn MacCullough


Once a Witch, by Carolyn MacCullough is a story about secret witches co-existing with those plain non-witch humans (damn them for making magic hide in secret). Tamsin Green is a 17-year old coming from a long line of Talented witches, but even though her prophecy at birth promised her she would be powerful, she has no Talent. Her hurt over this is clear, as she attempts to seek normal life outside the family coven by attending school in far-away Manhattan. But when a handsome professor asks her to embark on a search to find a mysterious family heirloom, she feels compelled to go on the adventure. Tamsin, however, discovers all too late that the adventure is dangerous, and the reasoning behind it is far more sinister than it first appears...

Once a Witch puts me in a bit of a conundrum. There were things that I really enjoyed about the book, and then there were things that really let me down.

I think I'll start with the good news. This book is a relatively quick read. The author is confident with her pen and it shows in the writing - it's good. Sometimes better than good.
Like much YA fiction, it's a little dialogue-heavy, but otherwise the writing kicks the story into gear from the first page.

Also, I LOVE the cover of the book - don't you? With its magicky jewel-tones mixed with the urban Keri Russell hairstyle, Tamsin's cat-mouth and her leatherbound book. The urban fantasy setting is seamless throughout the novel - the family home with the Manhattan dormitory/ streets of New York balances with ease, and the points in the story at which the two places come together seem perfectly natural.

Further, the Black Sheep persona of Tamsin is FANTASTICALLY done. Right from the beginning we understand normal teen angst is multiplied in Tamsin with the anxiety of being the family outcast (her own admission). Tamsin's pride and frustration colours her interactions with her family brilliantly, making a romance with hot witch guy Gabriel really difficult. Gabriel, by the way, totally floats my boat. He's Jacob Black rather than Edward Cullen - easygoing, not possessive in the slightest, has no trouble showing his feelings (or calling himself a male 'Witch' rather than a 'Wizard', for example), and loves Tamsin for who she is, regardless of her 'disability'.

Strangely, though, this is where my issues with the book begin. I don't really believe in the romance between Tamsin and Gabriel. And it's mainly Tamsin's fault. Her reasoning from the beginning is that she can't have a relationship with Gabriel because he's a witch, and she's a lowly non-witch. Gabriel pretty much lays it on the line that he likes her with every word he utters - but Tamsin is immune. Even if her mind is dead against having feelings for Gabriel - you would expect that her body would show the opposite signs if Tamsin was into Gabriel at all. But there are no sweaty palms, no palpable heat in the room, no longing glances - I wanted more build-up, damnit! I'm not a romance novelist but surely in order for it to seem real there's gotta be steps made from both parties? So yes, I wanted a more believable romance.

Second on my issues radar was Tamsin's confidence in handling a cigarette. There are only a few scenes in the story where Tamsin is smoking, but they really irked me. I certainly do not have a problem with YA fiction highlighting teenage social pastimes like drinking, swearing, smoking cigarettes/ smoking pot, if it helps propel the story or shows a character struggling for self-identity, but I don't feel like the smoking scenes really achieved the right thing in Once a Witch. It kind of felt like it was pasted in to show that Tamsin was a teenager because she smokes. But not only that, it seems she only smokes when she's anxious...actually the word used in the book is 'chain-smokes' - and that to me is not indicative of a reasonable teenager. Tamsin exhibits no other signs of outward rebellion and this chain-smoking isn't even something she does in public. There is nothing in the book to show that she feels any guilt, remorse, achieves any rush of rebellious adrenalin from doing it, so the only obvious conclusion I can make is that she has been smoking for years. I'm pretty sure given that her family is otherwise so protective of her, they would've noticed an 8-12 year old smoking and would've done something about it. So instead, all I can imagine is pacing her room with her fingers curled around the cigarette puffing like a 54 year old single mum who's had her past three abusive relationships go up in smoke. Not a good look. I know I'm banging on about this but I felt as if I was back in the 1920s when smoking was young, fashionable and not toxic in the slightest. Or so it would seem.

And finally, I was a bit confused with some of the action sequences - particularly the time-traveling. It almost felt as if bits had been edited out - I couldn't follow what was happening beyond what the book concluded at the end of the time-traveling expedition. My head was in a whirl while Tamsin was there, which might have been the way the author wanted it, but I did feel it was missing some action sequences that would have made the time-traveling a little more clear as to what exactly was happening to Tamsin and Gabriel. I felt that the time-traveling idea should also have been woven a bit more consistently throughout the story: it doesn't play as large a part as the blurb seems to present. Am I being too picky? I don't know. But I am thinking it could have been an interesting twist to the usual witchy story, had the idea of time-traveling been more centrally focused.

I wish I could've loved this book. I liked it - enough to look forward to the sequel. I'm just hoping that Tamsin miraculously gives up her nasty chain-smoking habit by then. And bar those points that I listed when I got on my soapbox, I have no trouble recommending it. The issues I had with the book are more personal issues than anything else, so if you don't feel you would be harmed by what I've written above, chances are you'll enjoy this book. It's a satisfying story, and paints witches in a positive light. More witches, I say!

Seriously though, you could do much worse than picking up this choice: the writing is highly respectable, the settings and their relationship to the storyline is supreme, and it might be just the ticket when your spell book is giving you grief.

Received: for review.

Other opinions:

Lucid Conspiracy
Booking Mama
Addicted to Books
Read This Book!
Words World and Wings
Reading Rumpus
Bookworm's Dinner
J. Kaye's Book Blog
Pop Culture Junkie
Reading Rocks

[Please let me know if you have reviewed this book so I can add it to the list!]

I am thankful for... Vogue magazine


This has been circulating around the fairytale blog traps for quite a while, but I thought I'd show you the December '09 Vogue fairytale shoot, a story of Hansel and Gretel starring Lady Gaga as the wicked witch! LOVE IT.
Vogue always does some great fairytale shoots, they were doing them before they became de rigeur, or maybe they MADE them de rigeur, I don't know.
Whatever the case, they always put an interesting fashion-forward spin on the dark tales, and this shoot is no exception! And get this, the theme is 'The Recession'. LOVE THAT. Damn wicked mass-market pop stars taking all our money (and wicked fash magazines too, haha)!


Aaand what's more they've got this cool 'Vogue Video Diary' where Annie Leibovitz and Grace Coddington discuss the shoot. Ever since I saw the movie The September Issue (see my review HERE), I have nothing but thick, clotted-cream love for Grace Coddington.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Book Review: Glass Coffin Girls, by Paul Jessup


Glass Coffin Girls is a collection of short stories written by Paul Jessup. And if this book was a guy, I'd have a crush on a very bad man.

The blurb description reads: "This is a crevice book... a shadow volume whose pages were written in the cracks of ancient cities and long since forgotten. Nine stories, nine shadows... words tattooed on skin, locked in towers, frozen under glass and sleeping with apple hearts, refusing to be defined. They are carved of light, and slither through your fingers like winter rain.

In these shadows you will find:- resurrection, quantum vampires and magic tricks- jealous mothers, dead birds, and a cannibal princess- a high school trapped behind a wall of snow- a man who makes art out of misery- a surreal war and a chance for survival- feral children, a dead mother and the bogeyman- hypnotism, speaking to the dead, a girl in thorns and a haunting- a drought, a story in reverse, and a man who makes a star out of a mermaid
Step inside... but be careful.

The path is uneven and will melt with every step, trapping you between worlds."

Creepy, huh? You're not wrong there.

But I HEART IT. This is the sort of stuff angsty, self-obsessed adults (maybe advanced teens) should be reading, not Twilight. There is some romance (of the obsessed, animalistic kind), but Glass Coffin Girls seems more to be a study of the soul than a study of the body (though there are plenty of body parts and a myriad of physical reactions described throughout each of the nine stories). The characters of the stories are boys and girls - each of them trapped like separate Snow Whites in glass coffins. Some become free. Some do not.

Yep - I'm really going to have to be abstract with my review of this book because the stories, the writing, the heart of the stories is abstract, like a Dali painting invading Edvard Munch's 'The Scream'. The collection is surgically violent, sexually primal, and darkly fairytale in equal measure. The stories themselves read more like poetry than prose - it's written in short-sentenced grunts: stark and pumpkin-grin evil. Words are pinned carefully to the page and then examined in detail. I felt as if I was under a spell reading this - the first few sentences pull you in and then you're stuck, clawing at the walls and not really sure whether you're ready to turn and around and face what you must.

But I would be lying if I said I understood it all. There seems to be more layers to this sort of work than a wedding cake. And maybe it's a bit Forer Effect, where I'm just seeing the symbolism I like where there might just be randomness. I'm utterly confused, a little bit dazed and a little bit unused to light right now.
Definitely though, there are parts to each story that link up. The cruelty and fragility of human beings, the mirrored halves of the soul. Freedom and domesticity. Animal behaviours and model citizens. Wolves and dogs and rats and foxes. They're all there.

My favourites? I especially enjoyed the title story Glass Coffin Girls, for its beautiful and tormented bird-girl; Stone Girls for its classroom sexual morphings; Red Hairs for its forest dwellings and absence of clocks; and It Tasted Like The Sea, for its beautiful mermaid corpse.

I remember writing something like this at uni. Of course Paul Jessup has done it so much better. I mean, YES, there are some editing tweaks to be made. And the stories could be wound tighter around their core, if I'm to be perfectly critical. But the writing is the making of something brilliant. I just wonder, is there a name for this style of writing? Something between surrealism and magic realism? Something that exists 'between the cracks'? I hope I find it.

Of course, this book won't be for a lot of people. Some might be a little offended, some might be confused, some might be unmoved. If, however, you like things that are perversely pretty, like I do, then you might find yourself thoroughly enjoying this book, and perhaps even feeling guilty for it. I know, I know, I haven't given you much to go off. But it really is a collection that deserves to be speak and be discovered for itself. And quite frankly, no matter how hard I try, I can't explain it. It might be beyond my comprehension.

The best way I can describe Glass Coffin Girls? Like Cinderella walking over the shards of her own glass slipper, broken...the blood looks positively gorgeous against the crystalware, don't you think?

Rating: 4 gorgeously grotesque stars for Glass Coffin Girls.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Teaser Tuesdays (11)


TEASER TUESDAYS (hosted by MizB at Should Be Reading) asks you to:

Grab your current read.

Let the book fall open to a random page.

Share with us two (2) “teaser” sentences from that page, somewhere between lines 7 and 12.
You also need to share the title of the book that you’re getting your “teaser” from … that way people can have some great book recommendations if they like the teaser you’ve given!

Please avoid spoilers!

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I have two teasers this week!


"A smile slow and calculating parted the girl's lips. The liveliness in her eyes extended to her mouth, which now took on a delight almost too fiendish for her thirteen years." pg 130, Of Bees and Mist, by Erick Setiawan.



"For many sunless days an icy blast came from the Mountains in the east, and no garment seemed able to keep out its searching fingers...In the later afternoon they were roused by the watch, and took their chief meal: cold and cheerless as a rule, for they could seldom risk the lighting of a fire." - pg 299, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R.Tolkien.


Book Review: Young, Loaded and Fabulous #1, by Kate Kingsley



Another Gossip Girl-style novel to catch your radar - this time, it's British!

I received this book for review, and like the judgmental book reviewer that I am, thought the cover was kinda cool but the book wouldn't have substance.

But it does have substance: lots and lots of fashion and facebook and Londonian Mean Girls substance!

The troubled rich attend St Cecilia's and its brother school Hasted House, both prestigious English boarding schools. Alice with the sharp cheekbones and the banging body is the Queen Bee; Tally, a much more flighty but ethereal blonde is her bestie - and the rest of the girls squirm and settle beneath them. These sweet-sixteeners think nothing of downing $30 cocktails on a weeknight, jetting off to Paris or Spain for the weekend, and filling their days contemplating nose jobs. But when breasty blonde Dylan comes to town, Alice is caught off-guard. She's developed feelings for her old mate Tristan - turns out Dylan is his recent ex, and she looks set to win him back...watch out girls, the claws are out!

Young, Loaded and Fabulous has tapped into a previously unviewed UK-take on the U.S. Gossip Girl. And like the English broads you might have seen on TV, they're depicted as less California-Dream girl and more viciously streetwise. There is something about that Toffee English-schoolgirl accent that makes it decidedly more cutting when they illicit unlady-like remarks, and these girls slice with the best of them. It makes for some great one-on-one scenes with each other. And the girls in true teen style hop from friendship to friendship like bees to the next, brighter flower.

To be entirely honest though, there's a little too many pop culture references in this novel: Facebook being a prime example. And the brands that the girls covet are sometimes decidedly less ' high culture' , and more passing fad, which may date this book quicker than GG. But the writing is surprisingly swift, the characters are deliciously cruel, and if you're into this kind of stuff you'll fall harder than Alice down a rabbit-hole into their somewhat-trashy, somewhat-chic pashmina dramas, including a teacher-student relationship (illegal in real life but somehow fascinating when in fiction)!

Just take care - if you're recommending this to your daughters, it has swearing and sex talk in bountiful amounts, so keep it for the older crew - the 16-18 age bracket.

For me, though, the bitchiness, the catfights, the jealousy and confusing hatreds of growing up with way too much money and way too many hormones - I couldn't help but enjoy myself! If you fancy yourself a bit of sophisticate with some girlfight in your claws, try this one out.

Rating: 3.5 catty stars.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Posts of the Week (2)


Well, my sweets, I've learned a lot about myself this week. I don't like to think of myself as a quitter, or failing something, but this week I made a personal choice to give something up that was affecting every other part of my life in a negative manner -and I feel so much better for it! I emerge victorious!

So check it, here's the lowdown on cool posts for this week (and just to clarify, these are posts that I've picked up on this week - doesn't mean they have to have been WRITTEN this week):

* Once again, Rhiannon Hart blew my mind with her thoughtfulness - this time with a post about defending creative writing courses - I know exactly where you're coming from, honey! And I just want to say that I learned so much from my degree and all the 'class criticisms' - no writer should ever think they don't have anything to learn from structure and routine!

*The cutest parents EVER dressing up as the BEST things ever for Halloween - each other!

*Elizabeth Gilbert, author of the bestselling Eat, Pray, Love, gives some writing tips.

*Along with the rest of the Twilight/New Moon rampage, my favourite wedding blog has done a design plan on the perfect Bella/Edward/Jacob wedding.

*The most amazing marriage certificate ever received.

That's it - hope your last week has been wondiferous and here's to ringing in a new one ('bout time!)


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